Most people go for the classy, fashionable look on their wedding day.
But there’s some women, who take the time to really showcase their
personal style, oh, and their bodies when they get ready to walk down
the aisle. Talk about leaving nothing to the imagination for the wedding
night, these brides almost need to put clothes back on to wow their
grooms with lingerie when they slip under the matrimonial covers. How
terrible it is. Let’s check it out!
1 ) The Bikini Bridal Gown
Many brides dream of a beach wedding, but most choose to go with a wedding dress that is more flowly than flimsy. This bride is certainly prepared for a post- “I do” dip in the ocean, and afterward that will definitely take this slutty wedding dress to a whole new level that will better prepare her for her night of wedded bliss.
2 ) The Hotpants Wedding Dress
There’s nothing wrong with comfort on your wedding day, but this bride’s slutty wedding dress would not even have been fit for the top of a wedding cake. It sure must have been a party at this bride and groom’s reception, because her wedding dress is more nightclub material than preparing for holy matrimony.
3 ) The Showgirl
This bride’s slutty wedding dress is straight out of Vegas. This showgirl certainly wasn’t shown up by her bridesmaids at her wedding wearing this poor fashion choice of an outfit. You may bare your heart on your wedding day, but it’s okay to keep the rest of the anatomy covered.
4 ) The “Marry My Cleavage”
With so much cleavage on display, it’s not hard to picture those breasts making an unplanned appearance during the wedding ceremony, perhaps right in time to say “I do”. This woman will never have to ask her husband why he married her, because I think the answer’s pretty obvious. But who did the groom really say “I do” to, the bride, or her cleavage that obviously took center stage at this wedding.
5 ) The Mariah
The Mariah Carrey slutty wedding dress certainly doesn’t leave anything to the imagination. Fully equipped with garter belt, stockings, and a main fashion piece better off worn under the dress or on the wedding night, this dress starts us off with its moderately tame slutty fashion.
6 ) Don’t Change On My Account
This is one of those dresses that you can use over and over and over and over, and oh…., sorry. Why are we renewing our vows every year again?
8 ) Cotton Candy
Somewhere between carnival cotton candy, Barbie, and a poodle mishap lies slutty. We all should seek help for finding this sexy.
9 ) Gretel Gone Wild
I think I’m going to spend my weekend making a gingerbread house.
10 ) Side Boob Tube
I think this is really worse. Even the private place can be seen. Never let your bride wear this kind of slutty wedding dress!
Many brides dream of a beach wedding, but most choose to go with a wedding dress that is more flowly than flimsy. This bride is certainly prepared for a post- “I do” dip in the ocean, and afterward that will definitely take this slutty wedding dress to a whole new level that will better prepare her for her night of wedded bliss.
2 ) The Hotpants Wedding Dress
There’s nothing wrong with comfort on your wedding day, but this bride’s slutty wedding dress would not even have been fit for the top of a wedding cake. It sure must have been a party at this bride and groom’s reception, because her wedding dress is more nightclub material than preparing for holy matrimony.
3 ) The Showgirl
This bride’s slutty wedding dress is straight out of Vegas. This showgirl certainly wasn’t shown up by her bridesmaids at her wedding wearing this poor fashion choice of an outfit. You may bare your heart on your wedding day, but it’s okay to keep the rest of the anatomy covered.
4 ) The “Marry My Cleavage”
With so much cleavage on display, it’s not hard to picture those breasts making an unplanned appearance during the wedding ceremony, perhaps right in time to say “I do”. This woman will never have to ask her husband why he married her, because I think the answer’s pretty obvious. But who did the groom really say “I do” to, the bride, or her cleavage that obviously took center stage at this wedding.
5 ) The Mariah
The Mariah Carrey slutty wedding dress certainly doesn’t leave anything to the imagination. Fully equipped with garter belt, stockings, and a main fashion piece better off worn under the dress or on the wedding night, this dress starts us off with its moderately tame slutty fashion.
6 ) Don’t Change On My Account
This is one of those dresses that you can use over and over and over and over, and oh…., sorry. Why are we renewing our vows every year again?
8 ) Cotton Candy
Somewhere between carnival cotton candy, Barbie, and a poodle mishap lies slutty. We all should seek help for finding this sexy.
9 ) Gretel Gone Wild
I think I’m going to spend my weekend making a gingerbread house.
I think this is really worse. Even the private place can be seen. Never let your bride wear this kind of slutty wedding dress!
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